When Sanden and Ruby show up at Molly’s Valentine’s Day-themed breakfast party, they fall head-over-heels in love with objects in the photo booth prop box! Can a sneak attack save the day?

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MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, friends. It's Molly Bloom. And I'm here to tell you about Smarty Pass, our subscription for superfans. For just $4 a month, you'll get an ad-free feed of all of our shows, Brains On, Forever Ago, Moment of Um, Smash Boom Best, Million Bazillion, YourClassical Storytime, plus a delightful bonus episode every month, like this one, starring Sanden Totten, Ruby Guthrie, and me.

MAN: Oh, sunglasses. How shady you are, shading my very soul from the ravages of the sun's harsh rays.


MAN: Shall I wear thee on my head or on the bridge of my nose? So many places for me to hold you, my sunglasses.

WOMAN 2: Never fear. I'm putting you on, sweet suspenders.

MOLLY BLOOM: OK. Sorry, Smarty pals. I think our friends have fallen in love with some awesome items in the photo booth prop box.

CUPID: It was me, Cupid, known for slinging my arrows and making people fall in love. But today, I thought I'd lean into my trickster side and make your friends fall in love with clothes. [LAUGHS]

MOLLY BLOOM: If you want to hear more fun-tastic bonus episodes like this every month, head to smartypass.org to subscribe. Smarty Pass fans also get ad-free episodes of all of our podcasts, that's Brains On, Smash Boom, Best Forever Ago, and a Moment of Um, and other perks like discounts on events and merchandise, plus an exclusive thank you gift mailed straight to your home.

We are so excited about Smarty Pass that this February, we have a special challenge. If a 150 new people subscribe to Smarty Pass by Valentine's Day, I, Molly Bloom, will get a pie in the face. And you can watch it live. I'm very excited about this. By the way, it's been a lifelong dream of mine to get a pie in the face. So please, help me make this happen.

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