A big update about Smash Boom Best and the Brains On Universe

We're moving the Brains On Universe Headquarters, and that means we have to stop putting out new episodes until we get settled. We know: not cool. But, our new home is going to be bigger and better and the absolute BEST. We can't wait until it's ready for you to visit.

We're moving the Brains On Universe Headquarters, and that means we have to stop putting out new episodes until we get settled. We know: not cool. But, our new home is going to be bigger and better and the absolute BEST. We can't wait until it's ready for you to visit.
In the meantime, we still have some live shows planned this fall. Brains On Live will be in Dallas, TX on September 13. And Smash Boom Best will bring the debate heat to Princeton, NJ on October 26. Head over to https://www.brainson.org/events to get tickets. We can't wait to high five you all in person!
And, if you want to be the first to hear about our shiny, new home, sign up for our newsletter. There will be six more bathrooms, 10 more water slides and, we're finally going to fix the doorbell! Also, if you have any questions or want to reach out to us, you can still head to brainson.org/contact to get in touch.

MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, friends. Molly Bloom here, host of Brains On and Smash Boom Best. Both shows are part of the Brains On Universe, along with Forever Ago and Moment of Um. Well, I have some news to share about our shows. We're taking a little break from making new episodes. I know, I know-- not cool. But this isn't goodbye. In fact, it's very exciting because we're looking for a new home. 

Right now, we're busy packing up everything at Brains On headquarters. Have you ever tried to find a box big enough for a taco farm? 

SANDEN TOTTEN: Hey, Molly. I need your help. Have you seen my life-sized cotton candy sculpture of Penelope Poodle? 

MOLLY BLOOM: Oh. Hey, Sanden. I think I saw Marc eating some cotton candy. 

SANDEN TOTTEN: What? Marc! Wait! 

MOLLY BLOOM: Our new headquarters will be bigger and better-- 6 more bathrooms, 10 more water slides, a working. doorbell. 

[OLD DOORBELL RINGS] 

Ugh, that thing drives me batty. Oh. Hey, Joy Dolo from Forever Ago. 

JOY DOLO: Hey, Molly. Hermie the elephant and I are here to pack too. 

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 

Yes, I know, Hermie. You're an elephant, and you always have your trunk with you, but I need your help to pack up the rest of my closet into my trunk. 

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 

OK, our closet. Come on. 

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 

MOLLY BLOOM: Even though we're in transition, Brains On will still be performing live in Dallas on September 13. And Smash Boom Best is bringing live debate action to Princeton, New Jersey on October 26. For tickets, go to brainson.org/events. I'll be there, and I would love to high-five all of you in person. Now I got to tape up this box. 

MARC SANCHEZ: Molly! Do you have room for one more thing in that box? 

MOLLY BLOOM: Hey, Marc. Sure. What is it? 

MARC SANCHEZ: Well, I may have accidentally eaten half of a dog-shaped cotton candy sculpture, and I kind of want to hide the evidence. [GIGGLES] Thanks. OK. I'm off to pack up my inventions in the [? lab or ?] kitchen. Ooh, can't forget Molly's thunder pants. A Velcro balloon? Yes. The lukewarminator. Got to have the zoom ray. 

MOLLY BLOOM: So yeah, we've got a lot going on. To get our forwarding address, sign up for our newsletter. Go to brainson.org/newsletter. You'll be the first to know about our new home. That's brainson.org/newsletter. We cannot wait to have you over for a visit. Until then, we love you very, very much. 

BRAINS ON TEAM: See you soon. See you. So long. Peace out. 

MOLLY BLOOM: Bye for now, friends. 

SINGER: Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba, ba, Brains On. 

Goats vs. Boa Constrictors

Today’s debate pairs a nimble climber with a silent slitherer – it’s Goats vs. Boa Constrictors!


Gandalf vs. Snape

Today’s debate is a magical matchup between two wizards - one lives on Middle Earth, the other at Hogwarts. One’s got a pointy hat, the other’s got a pointy attitude. It’s Gandalf vs. Snape!


Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: And that’s how a BLANK saved my family

Molly, Aron and Anna W. are grabbing ice cream after a live show and having a nice, cozy chat. Aron and Anna W.’s families have been through a LOT. In fact, there were several times their families were saved by one odd object/animal/place! Who’s got the better tale of danger and salvation? Only a sneak attack will decide!


MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On. We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad-free versions of Brains On, Smash Boom Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get a bonus feat of all new episodes where we play games, like this one. 

Otto, is it your family made up of vanilla bean farmers? And wasn't your family's vanilla bean farm nearly wiped out in a freak tsunami, only to then nearly be purchased by a pizza baron who you had to defeat in a thumb wrestling contest? 

OTTO: Molly, he was a calzone baron. But yeah, that's mostly true. Anna, how could you not tell me you hated vanilla. 

ANNA WEGGEL: Well, we just haven't had the important vanilla flavor talk yet. Besides, the only reason I hate vanilla is because a hypnotist forced my entire family to eat only vanilla wafers for a whole month after my Uncle Perry implied the hypnotist's boots were beige instead of oatmeal taupe. And you don't want to do that. 

MOLLY BLOOM: Wow! I always forget how good you two are at making up wild stories about your family's overcoming incredible odds. You are really good tellers of tall tales. 

OTTO: Molly, my family farm was nearly destroyed. It's sort of-- I mean mostly, I mean, kind of, barely not at all true. 

MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this plus ad-free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On Universe, smarty pals. 

Forts vs. Puzzles

Today’s debate requires a little concentration and is seen across the nation. Put your hands together for Forts vs. Puzzles!


Jelly Beans vs. Beans

Today’s debate is a mouthwatering showdown between a colorful sweet treat and the goon of legumes. Put your hands together because it’s Jelly Beans vs. Beans!


Accordions vs. Bagpipes

Today’s debate is a majestic musical showdown – it’s accordions vs. bagpipes!


Frankenstein’s Monster vs. Frosty the Snowman

Today's debate is a battle between two legendary characters: Frankenstein's Monster vs. Frosty the Snowman!


Frankenstein's Monster vs. Frosty the Snowman

Forever Ago: The history and mystery of mayonnaise

Hey Smash Boom Besties! Today we're bringing you an extra special episode from our sister podcast Forever Ago! 


Smarty Pass Bonus: Mini-Mosties

Molly is paging through piles of maps, trying to pick the ideal spots to visit during the Brains On Spring Break Road Trip. Marc and Shahla both have fabulous and funky destinations in mind – who will be the one to convince Molly that their roadside attraction reigns supreme?



MOLLY BLOOM: Hi. Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On. We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. 

For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad free versions of Brains On, Smash Boom Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get a bonus feat of all new episodes where we play games, like this one. 

SHAHLA FARZAN: All I'm saying is, I don't know if I'd go all that way just for bananas. 

MARC SANCHEZ: Well, I want to go see it. And what's the point of looking at a lobster, anyway? 

MOLLY BLOOM: Shahla Farzan and Marc Sanchez. Fancy meeting you two here. 

MARC SANCHEZ: Hi, Molly. Cool maps. 

MOLLY BLOOM: Hey, did you decide where you want to go for our road trip? 

SHAHLA FARZAN: Ugh, no. But-- 

MOLLY BLOOM: What were you guys just talking about? Lobster? Bananas? Is this a new project? Because I don't know if we're insured for lobsters. And I'm really hoping it's not a recipe. 

MARC SANCHEZ: No, no. Shahla and I were just talking about our favorite roadside attractions and trying to decide which one is cooler. 

SHAHLA FARZAN: Yeah, you know, like sculptures, collections of weird stuff, places with funky art, basically just things along big American highways that attract tourists. 

MARC SANCHEZ: And my pick is the International Banana Museum in California. It has over 20,000 banana-related items that you can look at, and I find it very ap-peeling. 

MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to SmartyPass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this. Plus, ad free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's SmartyPass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On Universe, smarty pals. 

Tag vs. Hide and Seek

Today’s debate is a fun-filled face-off between two timeless playground favorites. It’s Tag vs. Hide and Seek!


 Tag vs. Hide and Seek

Eclipses vs. Aurora Borealis

Today’s debate is an out-of-this-world throwdown between two dazzling sky spectacles – Eclipses vs. Aurora Borealis!


Ketchup vs. Ranch

Today’s debate is a captivating clash of two condiments. It’s Ketchup vs. Ranch! 


Clowns vs. Magicians

Today’s debate is a real showstopper! It’s Clowns vs. Magicians! 


Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: Road Trip This or That!

Let’s celebrate Spring Break! Rosie and Marc are getting ready to take a long drive to their favorite destination – The Troll Hole Museum in Alliance, Ohio. But in a terrible twist they need to play 3 new road trip games to see who gets to sit up front.


Listen to our debaters face off. Who will be crowned the Smash Boom Best?

MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On! We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad-free versions of Brains On!, Smash Boom Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get a bonus feat of all new episodes where we play games, like this one. 

MARC SANCHEZ: We're headed to the coolest place in the world. 

ROSIE DUPONT: Oh, Marc is right. We're headed to the one and only Troll Hole Museum in Alliance, Ohio. They've got a collection of troll dolls like you wouldn't believe. 

MOLLY BLOOM: Oh, I believe it because I've been preparing for this trip for the past three months. We've got snacks. 

MARC SANCHEZ: Check. 

MOLLY BLOOM: We've got music. 

ROSIE DUPONT: Check. 

MOLLY BLOOM: We've got navigation. 

BOTH: Check. 

MARC SANCHEZ: Ooh. 

ROSIE DUPONT: Wait a second. Why did you say "check," Marc? 

MARC SANCHEZ: Because I'm sitting up front and navigating for Molly? Everyone knows that. 

ROSIE DUPONT: Except they don't because I'm doing that. Why do you think I brought this compass? 

MARC SANCHEZ: Oh, wow. Nice compass. You should use it in the backseat. 

ROSIE DUPONT: [GASPS] I am not sitting in the back. You're sitting in the back. Molly and I are going to perfect my Robert De Niro impression. 

(DEEP VOICE) Are you talking to me? 

MARC SANCHEZ: Except you're not because Molly and I are going to perfect my confused pirate impression. 

(PIRATE VOICE) Arrr you talking to me? 

MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this, plus, ad-free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On! Universe, smarty pals. 

[THEME MUSIC] 



Jump Rope vs. Hula Hoop

Today’s debate is a high-energy showdown between two classic playground pastimes – Jump Rope vs. Hula Hoop!


Cake vs. Pie

Today’s debate is a boisterous bake-off between two desserts. It’s cake vs. pie!


Hamsters vs. Goldfish

Today’s debate is all pet and no peeve. We’ve got the titan of the tank vs. the rage in the cage. It’s Hamsters vs. Goldfish!


Matilda vs. Alice in Wonderland

Today’s debate is a showdown between two beloved stories — Matilda vs. Alice in Wonderland!


Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: Squeak Attack

We’ve all heard of a sneak attack, but have you heard of a “Squeak Attack”? Well, Brains On Producer Marc Sanchez has and he’s ready to dish it out! Grab your Smarty Pass to hear how Producer Aron Woldeslassie fares against the squeak attack!


MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On! We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad-free versions of Brains On! Smash, Boom, Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get a bonus feat of all new episodes where we play games like this one. 

MARKY MARK: Oh. Hi, smarty pals. I'm so glad you're here. I've been working on a brand-new Sneak Attack, and I'm looking for people to try it out on. 

ARON: Hey there, Marky Mark. You look like you have a new Sneak Attack to try out on someone. 

MARKY MARK: Oh. Hi, Aron. How could you tell? 

ARON: Well, your eyes are darting about feverishly. You're sweating, but only on your upper lip. And your hair is disheveled from the classic Mark-scheming pose. 

MARKY MARK: Oh, you mean when I stand on my head with my feet against the wall? 

ARON: That's the one. All that. Plus, you're carrying a cardboard box that has the words "new Sneak Attack ideas" written on the side. 

MARKY MARK: Ooh! Foiled again by my meticulous labeling practices. 

ARON: It's OK. I'll still play, even if you've lost the element of surprise. 

MARKY MARK: Honestly, surprises are relevant here, because this isn't a Sneak Attack. It's a-- aha-hoo-ha! Squeak Attack! 

MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this plus ad-free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On Universe, smarty pals. 

Telescope vs. Microscope

Today’s debate zooms out to the farthest reaches of space then back in to the tiniest details of life on Earth. It’s Telescope vs. Microscope!


Viola vs. Keyboard

Today’s debate is a matchup between two musical marvels. It’s viola vs. keyboard!


Season 9 Trailer

Smash Boom Best is back on Thursday, February 6th with 16 new sizzling episodes!


Smash Boom Best is back with a brand new season on February 6th! Get ready for fierce and fascinating debates like Hamsters vs. Goldfish, Forts vs. Puzzles, Ketchup vs. Ranch and Gandalf vs. Snape. Who will win? Listen to Smash Boom Best on February 6, wherever you get your podcasts. 

INTERVIEWER: Hey, Smash Boom Besties. I'm excited to tell you we're coming back with a brand new season on February 6. Get ready for fierce and fascinating debates like hamsters versus goldfish, forts versus puzzles, ketchup versus ranch, and [GASPS] Gandalf versus Snape. Here's a sneak peak from our first episode, "Viola Versus Keyboard." Ha, ha, hoo, ha! Sneak attack. Sam, you are up first this time, so please make your instrument sound like it's laughing. 

[INSTRUMENT PLAYING] 

All right, [? Katie, ?] same challenge. 

[INSTRUMENT PLAYING] 

Mmm! Yeah! [LAUGHS] Crying. 

[INSTRUMENT PLAYING] 

A robot. 

[INSTRUMENT PLAYING] 

SAM: I would just like to point out that Katie's instrument is a robot. 

INTERVIEWER: Fair. Fair. 

SAM: And so I don't know about the fairness of that last one. I feel like mine should get to sound like a viola if she's going to get to sound like a robot. 

INTERVIEWER: Who will win? Listen to Smash Boom Best on February 6 wherever you get your podcasts. See you then! 

[THEME MUSIC] 



We're back on February 6th!

Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: Smash DOOM Best

Molly and Aron love horror movies! So to entertain them, Ruby plays small clips from some of the spookiest episodes of Smash Boom Best: We’re talking snakes! Spiders! Dragons! Vampires! Godzilla! Zombies! Then Ruby asks Aron and Molly a trivia question about each topic. Let the spooky fun commence!


MOLLY BLOOM: Hi. Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On. We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging Challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad-free versions of Brains On, Smash Boom Pass, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get a bonus feat of all new episodes where we play games like this one. 

You know what I would really like? 

MAN: Maybe some different snack options. 

MOLLY BLOOM: Close. I could really go for some horror. 

MAN: How is that close? 

MOLLY BLOOM: I want a fright, a scare, a heebie with plenty of geebie. You catch my drift? 

MAN: Yeah, I got it, Molly. 

MOLLY BLOOM: I want to jump out of my skin and see it's covered with goosebumps. 

MAN: Molly, I understand what you're saying. You don't have to keep repeating yourself. 

MOLLY BLOOM: I don't want to go. [LAUGHS] I want to go. Hoooo! 

MAN: You want to watch a scary movie, Molly, I got it. Let's move on. 

RUBY GUTHRIE: Did someone say scary movie? 

MAN: Producer Ruby Guthrie? Are you here for Brains On movie night? 

RUBY GUTHRIE: No. I was looking for my pet scorpion, Melvin, in the vents. And I heard you two talking about scary movies. 

MAN: You lost your scorpion. Is that safe? 

MOLLY BLOOM: I just really want to watch a scary movie, Ruby. Do you have any movie suggestions? 

RUBY GUTHRIE: I've got more than movie suggestions. I've got a perfect game to play. 

MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this, plus ad-free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On Universe, Smarty pals. 

All Episodes

A big update about Smash Boom Best and the Brains On Universe

Goats vs. Boa Constrictors

Gandalf vs. Snape

Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: And that’s how a BLANK saved my family

Forts vs. Puzzles

Jelly Beans vs. Beans

Accordions vs. Bagpipes

Frankenstein's Monster vs. Frosty the Snowman

Forever Ago: The history and mystery of mayonnaise

Smarty Pass Bonus: Mini-Mosties

Tag vs. Hide and Seek

Eclipses vs. Aurora Borealis

Ketchup vs. Ranch

Clowns vs. Magicians

Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: Road Trip This or That!

Jump Rope vs. Hula Hoop

Cake vs. Pie

Hamsters vs. Goldfish

Matilda vs. Alice in Wonderland

Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: Squeak Attack

Telescope vs. Microscope

Viola vs. Keyboard

We're back on February 6th!

Smarty Pass Sneak Peek: Smash DOOM Best