Breakfast, it's the meal of champions. But producer Ruby Guthrie thinks champions should eat toast while producer Anna Weggel believes they should eat cereal. Lucky for these two Brains On host Molly Bloom has the tastiest of ways to settle this dispute.

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NARRATOR: Hello, hello, Molly Bloom from Brains On Here. I have just one question for you. Are you a Smarty Pal? Well, for just $4 a month, you can get a Smarty Pass and become one. Smarty Pass gets you ad-free feeds of all of our shows that's Brains On, Forever Ago, Moment of Um, and Smash Boom Best, and you get new special bonus episodes every month. If you don't subscribe, you'll still get your free feeds like always but subscribing gets you ad-free feeds and super fun bonus content every month.

In this month's bonus game, producers Ruby Guthrie and Anna Weggle have a breakfast battle sneak attack. Who will win, cereal or toast?

Now the only thing we have to eat is cereal and toast which is fine because that's the best breakfast anyway. Ruby, pass me a bowl.

RUBY GUTHRIE: Anna, you mean a plate?

ANNA WEGGLE: Uh, no, how am I going to eat cereal off a plate?

RUBY GUTHRIE: You wouldn't eat cereal off of a plate. You'd eat toast.

ANNA WEGGLE: Toast? Toast? I wouldn't eat your barbecued loaf if it were the last food on earth.

RUBY GUTHIER: [GASPS] Are you kidding? Toast is a classic. Cereal is just cold soup with chunks of wheat and corn.

ANNA WEGGLE: I am sick of you besmirching my wheat chunks!

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