How many times have you asked yourself: which is better, Sanden or a Velociraptor? On the one hand, Velociraptors hunt in packs, but on the other hand, Sanden Totten is funny. Sanden has great hair, but Velociraptors have been featured in several movies. It’s impossible to decide. Well, grab your Smarty Pass because with the help of a fun game we’ll decide which is best Sanden or a Velociraptor!

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MOLLY BLOOM: Hello, hello. Molly Bloom from Brains On here. I have just one question for you. Are you a Smarty Pal? Well, for just $4 a month, you can get a Smarty Pass and become one. Smarty Pass gets you ad-free feeds of all of our shows. That's Brains On, Forever Ago, Moment of Um, and Smash Boom Best. And you get new special bonus episodes every month. If you don't subscribe, you'll still get your free feeds like always, but subscribing gets you ad-free feeds and super fun bonus content every month.

In this month's bonus game, what could possibly be better, a Velociraptor or Sanden Totten?

SUBJECT 1: If it eats Sanden's pumpkin bread, Sanden will be heartbroken.

MOLLY BLOOM: I know, he loves that bread. Wait, what's the big deal? I mean, if Sanden's allowed to eat the pumpkin bread, then so should a Velociraptor.

SUBJECT 1: Sanden gets to eat that because he's funny, and kind, and has great hair.

MOLLY BLOOM: Well, velociraptors run at a speed of 24 miles per hour and have 60 serrated teeth. Does Sanden have that many teeth? Are his teeth even serrated?

SUBJECT 1: He has the perfect amount of teeth because he's perfect. Do you really think a dinky dino is as good as our Sanden?

MOLLY BLOOM: No, I think Sanden's great. He doesn't have claws or feathers. And when you think about it, shouldn't a Velociraptor get as much vegan pumpkin bread as anyone else?

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