We're moving the Brains On Universe Headquarters, and that means we have to stop putting out new episodes until we get settled. We know: not cool. But, our new home is going to be bigger and better and the absolute BEST. We can't wait until it's ready for you to visit.

In the meantime, we still have some live shows planned this fall. Brains On Live will be in Dallas, TX on September 13. And Smash Boom Best will bring the debate heat to Princeton, NJ on October 26. Head over to brainson.org/events to get tickets. We can't wait to high five you all in person!

And, if you want to be the first to hear about our shiny, new home, sign up for our newsletter. There will be six more bathrooms, 10 more water slides and, we're finally going to fix the doorbell! Also, if you have any questions or want to reach out to us, you can still head to brainson.org/contact to get in touch.

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MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, friends. Molly Bloom here, host of Brains On and Smash Boom Best. Both shows are part of the Brains On Universe, along with Forever Ago and Moment of Um. Well, I have some news to share about our shows. We're taking a little break from making new episodes. I know, I know-- not cool. But this isn't goodbye. In fact, it's very exciting because we're looking for a new home.

Right now, we're busy packing up everything at Brains On headquarters. Have you ever tried to find a box big enough for a taco farm?

SANDEN TOTTEN: Hey, Molly. I need your help. Have you seen my life-sized cotton candy sculpture of Penelope Poodle?

MOLLY BLOOM: Oh. Hey, Sanden. I think I saw Marc eating some cotton candy.

SANDEN TOTTEN: What? Marc! Wait!

MOLLY BLOOM: Our new headquarters will be bigger and better-- 6 more bathrooms, 10 more water slides, a working. doorbell.

[OLD DOORBELL RINGS]

Ugh, that thing drives me batty. Oh. Hey, Joy Dolo from Forever Ago.

JOY DOLO: Hey, Molly. Hermie the elephant and I are here to pack too.

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

Yes, I know, Hermie. You're an elephant, and you always have your trunk with you, but I need your help to pack up the rest of my closet into my trunk.

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

OK, our closet. Come on.

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

MOLLY BLOOM: Even though we're in transition, Brains On will still be performing live in Dallas on September 13. And Smash Boom Best is bringing live debate action to Princeton, New Jersey on October 26. For tickets, go to brainson.org/events. I'll be there, and I would love to high-five all of you in person. Now I got to tape up this box.

MARC SANCHEZ: Molly! Do you have room for one more thing in that box?

MOLLY BLOOM: Hey, Marc. Sure. What is it?

MARC SANCHEZ: Well, I may have accidentally eaten half of a dog-shaped cotton candy sculpture, and I kind of want to hide the evidence. [GIGGLES] Thanks. OK. I'm off to pack up my inventions in the [? lab or ?] kitchen. Ooh, can't forget Molly's thunder pants. A Velcro balloon? Yes. The lukewarminator. Got to have the zoom ray.

MOLLY BLOOM: So yeah, we've got a lot going on. To get our forwarding address, sign up for our newsletter. Go to brainson.org/newsletter. You'll be the first to know about our new home. That's brainson.org/newsletter. We cannot wait to have you over for a visit. Until then, we love you very, very much.

BRAINS ON TEAM: See you soon. See you. So long. Peace out.

MOLLY BLOOM: Bye for now, friends.

SINGER: Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba, ba, Brains On.

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